
I think “euphemism” is a dangerous word. The dictionary gives a more measured approach:
A figure of speech that replaces harsh or unpleasant terms with milder, vaguer ones
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A mild, indirect or polite word or expression used to replace one that is considered too harsh, blunt, vulgar or unpleasant. They are commonly used to soften bad news or discuss sensitive topics – such as death, aging or job loss – without causing offense or discomfort
Vulgar, unpleasant and true, I would add. And actually I disagree with vulgar and unpleasant.
Why not be direct … in words and in eye contact? Fear, I guess. Fine as an acquaintance but lacking as a constant companion.
Here are some No’s and Yes’s for me:
Between jobs … Unemployed
Economically disadvantaged … Poor
Workforce restructuring … Laying off employees
Passed away … Died
In a better place … Dead
Golden years … Old age
Resting in peace … Dead
Washroom or restroom … Toilet
Expecting … Pregnant
Heavy-set or Plus size … Overweight or Fat
Letting go … Farting
Collateral damage … Civilian injuries and death
Revenue enhancement … Tax increase
Pre-owned … Used (for cars)
Enhanced interrogation … Torture
Senior citizen … Old person
Having a little work done … Having cosmetic surgery
No longer with us … Dead
Sleeping together … Having sex
Final resting place … Buried
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And so:
This old person will go to the toilet before he dies