I seem to be getting sillier.
I went for a walk today through my village of Belmont. The air was bright and the snow was just enough to feel Christmasy. I was hoping to see kids in the graduating Grade 6 class, kids I miss so much. I realize that I might not be volunteering in their classroom for the entire school year. (Sigh) May I be wrong.
“Ahh … here comes a middle-aged couple!” I was so eager for contact. From six feet away, we smiled at each other. And the words just tumbled out of my mouth: “I knew that if I saw somebody out here, I’d be so happy that I’d pack a good snowball and throw it at them!” The two of them cringed ever so slightly as their smiles took on a stationary look. Then I laughed a Santa laugh, and so did they. The snow remained on the ground. And we were off in our separate directions.
I smiled and waved at a mom and her adult daughter who were passing by. Our conversation amounted to “Hi.” A bit later, as I was doing a loop pattern through residential streets, I came upon a path between subdivisions. Coming towards me were the two women. Seizing upon a potential moment of irrationality, I looked at them as we got close and said “I was just on Robin Ridge Drive and saw two women just like you. Do you realize you have twins?” Their eyes widened and then relaxed. And we all chuckled together.
Further down the path of life came a young mom strolling her infant son or daughter. Another “Hi” and another smile. Funnily enough, she also looped back to my reality. Not being bored with my previous rendezvous, I said (with awesome originality): “I was just on Kettle Creek Drive and saw folks just like you and your child. Do you realize you have twins?” I mean really … why waste a good line?
Approaching Belmont Community Park, I saw three adults approaching – two men and a woman. One of the men had a cane, and was hunched over. We smiled and said “Hi.”
(Me) I knew that if I saw somebody out here, I’d be so happy that I’d pack a good snowball and throw it at them!
(Old man) Well, start with these two!
(Me) No, no … you appear to be older. You get the first shot at it.
(Old man) [Huge laugh, bending over even more]
(The other two) [Smiling as they watched the old fellow’s delight]
On the home stretch, down the street came a mom and her two daughters. As I got closer, I saw that one was “Brittany”, a Grade 6 kid I know. Her sister “Terra” said that she was in Grade 2. I told Brittany how much I was missing volunteering with her and her classmates. She got the message. I asked what recesses were like. “Do you have to wear masks outside?” > “No, we just have to socially distance.”
Looking at Terra, I said “So you have to stay sixty feet apart?” > “No! Just six feet,” she sputtered with a giggle. Terra met my gaze and noted that she and I were closer than six feet. (Actually we were maybe eight feet apart.) “No way!” > “Yes, way!” > “You’re wrong.” > “Okay, then I’m right!” Etcetera. Fun was had by all. And then we went our happy ways.
I should get out more often