I wrote about this marvelous event about six months ago. I can’t remember what I said then. Maybe tonight it’ll be the exact same stuff. And who cares if that’s so?
Take two hundred women and three men. Arm them with numbered paddles and globs of quarters for participating in the draws. Surround them with vendors offering products for the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. Mix in an MC with a barrel of numbered balls. The recipe yields two hours of fun, with endless servings.
It’s cool being in such a minority. Some women smiled, some laughed and a few just stared at me. That’s fine. I simply wanted to contribute to folks having a good time.
The three of us got to have a bathroom all to ourselves. There could have been lineups at the women’s for all I know. Ahh … the perks of specialness.
As I rambled around the room for the first few minutes, up came a woman to complete a transaction. I had ordered and paid for a book at the last auction but she’d lost my contact info. So she fretted for six months, praying that I would show up for the next one. And I did. The relief was everywhere on her face and empathy on mine. Actually I had forgotten all about the purchase.
Once more I sat with Linda and her daughters. The funnest part of these auctions for me has been to drop quarters in their change purses when they’re looking the other way. In the past, many people couldn’t understand such behaviour when they found out. It seemed so irrational. But it’s not. A few quarters given propels deep happiness into my heart.
Ten minutes after I sat down tonight, four of the five women near me got up to inspect the treasures that were on offer. I sat alone with Linda’s daughter Emma and with my five rolls of quarters. I didn’t think, I just unwrapped, and plunked the contents of one roll into each of the four unguarded purses. Emma stared and smiled. And I was ecstatic! Maybe giving freely is what this life is truly about. And the sweet receiving is just a peripheral perk.
My number was 78. Partway through the proceedings, The MC said “And the winning number is 78.” I leapt up with a “Yes!” and romped over to the table holding decorative plates and tumblers. People saw my joy and chimed in with chuckles and murmurs.
For the very next draw, the winning number was … 78! Again I climbed high and skipped over to my prize. I was examining my spoils at the table when I heard “78” ring out once more. This time it was some gel that’s meant to produce faster orgasms, something that didn’t seem all that beneficial to me, but I jumped up once more. My goodness … what are the chances?
That was it for the winnings. I gave all the things away. That made me very happy. The evening flowed on – a series of paddles standing tall, winners’ squeals, and vendors sharing the joy of giving. Ohh, and there were a few more opportunities to have coins fall into purses when heads were turned the other way.
I do believe a fine time was had by all.