I’m having appointments up the ying yang – fun lunches and suppers, maintenance for both of my cars, and yesterday a complete physical from my dear doctor Julie.
I was in the waiting room before being called into the inner sanctum when I decided to check e-mails on my Samsung phone. It was just me and a young woman with her infant son.
Oh, look. A message from the president of the Elgin Theatre Guild.
“I spoke with the director of Jake’s Women and he is coming to ETG on Monday at one o’clock to audition a child for the play. He says if you want to be here too he will audition you too!!!
As they say in short speak … OMG! I’m bouncing up and down on my chair and my companion is checking me out, with a smile. Seems to me that I had a pretty good one myself.
I had hoped that the director would give me an audition during the one week I’m home in September, between my Western Canada trip and my long meditation retreat in Massachusetts. But now? OMG again.
I was just beside myself. Well, actually not, since the chair was empty, but you know what I mean. “What’s true, Bruce?” “I am Jake, in every sinew of my U-shaped body.” Strangely, I’m not nervous. I suppose the fellow will have me read a few paragraphs of something, make me stand on my head, sing a little number … Who knows? It doesn’t matter. In the words of a martial artist, “Just put yourself on the mat.” So I will. Pray for me please, if that’s your way. If not, just close your eyes at 1:00 pm and chant “Bruce”. Okay, you don’t have to do that either.