
It started with a dancing waiter. I walked into Jagger’s yesterday for breakfast and there was Franky, one of the owners, shaking a leg … and every other possible body part.
I didn’t think. I just danced. Gay abandon! “Breakthrough dancing!” Thoroughly out of my mind. And we laughed.
I love techno (electronic dance music) … or so I’ve told myself. In the summer of 2023, I went to a two-day techno festival in Brussels. I wore out my body and soared my soul. The festival didn’t happen last year and I didn’t go searching for a replacement. A couple of four-day hospital stays must have convinced me that I was old and stationary.
But yesterday! “What’s this stuff about being old, Franky?”
I retreated to Izy Coffee and caressed my phone. “Find me a techno festival for this summer.” And it did. Welcome to the Dour Festival near Saint-Ghislain, Belgium – July 16-20.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Going for five days would be outrageous > Let’s do it!
Dancing for five days would be suicidal > Let’s do it!
Being alive for the rest of my life would be a blessing > Let’s do it!
Here’s my accommodation:

Why not?
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There’s one little detail that’s been blocking a total explosion of ecstasy. Neither my Canadian MasterCard nor my Beobank debit card will allow me to pay for the whole shebang. I spent two-and-a-half phone hours trying to get the job done. And the result was not produced.
1. MasterCard in Canada has introduced a new security measure. For large purchases, they send a pincode to a Canadian cell number. I no longer have one. Solution: Get a Belgian MasterCard.
2. My Beobank debit card is out-of-date. I can’t use it to buy things online. Solution: Beobank is mailing me an updated card.
My time will come:
Paying for my adventure
And living it