I loved the Batman and Robin TV show.  They said such outrageous things. In response to Robin asking “Where’d you get a live fish, Batman?” the caped crusader replies “The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.”

So true.

And then there are Robin gems:

The duo are stuck in a room “where the floor is red hot. They hop up and down while trying to figure out a plan and Robin shouts out ‘Holy bunions!'”

I want to be like Robin when I grow up.

Another joy of the series were Batman and Robin’s tight clothes. Why, oh why did I never buy a Batman costume? I would have looked great in it.

But no worry … I’ve developed my own style. Check out this smashing combo. Give my a swirly tie-dye t-shirt and red compression stockings and I’ll rule the world:

I just roamed through my closet, seeking garments that are more subtle. This one will do:

It often gets a chuckle from folks who don’t know me from Adam.

For the scientists in the crowd, I sometimes pull this beauty on:

Sadly, I know virtually nothing about elements. Wearing the shirt, however, gives me an aura of knowledge. Perhaps I’m seen as a master of the Scientific Method and the one who will discover the cure for cancer. And perhaps not.

As a finale, consider how wise I am, and how well developed physically. Surely it’s obvious to all when I wear this:

The Buddha and me … we have nice tummies

And we dress really well